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“Elfvis says relax”

– and merry christmas

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had a few to many…

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monster hangover

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sleeping it off

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spent all my $ on girls and liquor, had to showcase some moves so the fun could continue

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sneaky

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Letter Home

Hello Santa, hello Rudolph This is Elfis, it was rude of Me to not write any quicker But a Christmas here means sinking lots of liquor Since you sent me on secondment I’ve found out what Mrs Claus meant When she said don’t touch the slammers Those six Jägermeisters hit me like a hammer I climbed up and shook my booty Hitched a ride home with a cutie Tried to kiss her, but she socked me Had to get...

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